Supernova-surfer Suave Rob Suarez must apply his awesomeness to find and rescue a kidnapped pair of preteens before they fall victim to the galaxy's most heinous human sacrificing cult.
Bad guys want the Hardison twins, and to keep them safe from a fate more bogus than taxes Suave Rob must go to the kinds of length that make even the world's most awesome adrenaline junkie cringe.
But prevail he must, because when bastardly forces threaten, only Suave Rob can save the day!
The author of Ideas, Inc. and The Clarke Lantham Mysteries brings you hilarious gonzo adventure in the 24rd century
When bastardly forces threaten, only Suave Rob can save the day!
Surfing Betelgeuse made him the galaxy’s ultimate badass, but when Suave Rob gets thrown in the klink for brawling with his best bro, and forced to babysit a bevy of bratty delinquents as punishment, he figures that even badasses get the bogus end of the stick sometimes.
But egregious evil never sleeps, and when his wards get hijacked by the world’s most heinous underwater overlord, Suave Rob pulls out all the stops to jump bail and embark on history’s most epic high-dive. With seventy-two hours to save their bacon, the double-X daredevil’s gotta put it all on the line to rescue the rugrats, and bring ’em back to the stars!
